Sometimes I wish I found my job in life, you know that job that you ACTUALLY like waking up for. Well I am a mother to a smart and beautiful child but that don't pay the bills so you know I need the job that pays me in Benjamin's and not x's and o's. I know I'm here feeling sorry for myself when there are so many unemployed but as I sit here stalking the blogs all day I just wonder what it would be like. If the job was blog stalker, I would win hands down because how else would I come across this stuff. Just check it out, yes I have lots of time on my hands. Well sort of.
Tom Selleck cookies - omg how freakin rad right. I love Tom Selleck, kind of obsessed I guess. I love Jesse Stone, Magnum PI, Chief of Police Regan on Blue Bloods, yes I'm obsessed with Blue Bloods too because they have Danny Walburg playing a badass cop and well he's related to a New Kid and I'm kinda obsessed with them too if you haven't noticed. (I'm still missing one NKOTB doll, if anyone finds a Jon doll on ebay, holla atcha girl seriously).
Caine's Arcade - When I came across the video for Caine's Arcade, I could have kicked myself because I saw the request on
Hidden LA's facebook page about the flash mob a while back. Wah, how awesome to be part of something like this. To bring a smile to such an inspiring kid, I love you people, you do-gooders, you awesome thinking of others and their futures people and putting money in the kids college fund people, you freakin rock. Man, America is great. East L.A. is great and I'm going to buy all my car parts from Caine's Dad because he's awesome for letting his son build such an awesome arcade at his shop and for encouraging his son. I hope Caine goes to college and does big things. Most important though, I hope he pays it forward - thats what its all about really. I need a Caine's Arcade staff shirt, stat and I need a fun pass.
Joy the Baker - Dude, I seriously love this girl. She's like bananas and I want to learn how to make a bundt cake so bad because of her, yes because of her and my infatuation with
My Big Fat Greek Wedding and you know I would totally put a potted flower in my cake instead of eating it, yes I so would. Samantha and I are always cracking up with our movie lines "You don't eat no meat, I make lamb then". hahaha. Anyways, besides
the Pioneer Woman because she's like my idol and I would so live on a ranch, but ok besides
Martha Stewart too because lets be real here. I really need to pay closer attention to what the Pioneer Woman has to say so I can actually learn to cook one day because my obsession with Martha is more like my obsession with sparkle and hands down Martha has the best glitter (like in the world), you should know this because it will come in handy for all those school projects, just saying that woman has it the glitter monopoly and she rocks my socks off. Anyways the Pioneer Woman is awesome too and she's so legit and I love her show, her ranch, her kids and husband, her dogs Charlie and Walter and well I just love her but Joy the Baker is so funny (like
here, ahahaha) and sweet and I kinda love her too (oh and she's from L.A. so thats cool). Yes I love everyone and I think everyone is awesome but whatever, this is my blog and I can say random stuff repeatedly. Back to what I was trying to clarify, so If I ever face my fear of the kitchen like the fear that grows inside me because meals take more than 30 minutes to prepare and well my fear is that if I have to cook and clean I'll miss one of my must watch programs or an episode of The Voice (hello, Cee Lo Green people, he's like awesome and I would so kidnap his cat, Miss Purrfect - so cuddly and I just want to snuggle with her, I'm obsessed I tell you) well than perhaps one day I'll cook something memorable for my baby Rabbit and the family. Although I did make spaghetti the other day, I took one for the team there.Recognize.
Oh and my other crafty idol
Amy Tangerine is awesome because she included a tutorial on
how to write on instagram photos. Huzzah! Like I need anymore apps or games to time suck my day away. Well its fun anyways, so I'm very grateful for these ladies sharing their knowledge and spreading the love. Check me out
here using my new app.
Well I'm off, I bought a new nail polish yesterday at Target.
Khloe had a lam lam. Maybe nails are my calling because I truly would love having my own polish line. I'm having a midlife crisis here, I know I am because I'm obsessed with everything except with what I should be obsessed with like, hello finding that dream job, stat. Like all the time it took me to write this post, I could have applied to at least 3 jobs. My priorities are jacked, enough said.